|I don't even recognize me...|
Me: Oh wow! I can see all the stars and they don't have halos around them.
HD: Oh, Baby...I can't even imagine how blind you've been. The stars are not supposed to have halos around them.
Me: Holy all things that glow! There's an airplane. There's another one. Oh my God! They're everywhere! How long have we lived this close to the airport?
I turn around because he's not answering me. It's because he's doubled over shaking with silent laughter.